This is from Kat's Metadex email: "I turned and left the tent half way hoping that when I turned back around he'd be gone. But he was just stood there. I tried to talk to him. Nothing. I asked if he saw it, said hello. Nothing. Asked if he was ok, if he understood english. Still nothing. Then I asked if he knew what was happening and he started to leave." The translation below assumes that Beth did not remember the exact questions she asked in the exact order. All of the questions in the email are addressed below, but not quite in the same order she recalls to Kat. Beth: "Did you see that?" Man @2912: Nothing Man sees tent 16.2m away response: yes Beth: "Hello?" MAN @2917: got Beth's question BETH: "Can you hear me?" MAN @2919: got Beth's question MAN @2924: audio system is slightly broken (90%) audio filtering enabled response: yes BETH: "Are you OK?" MAN @2925: got Beth's question MAN @2929: sensory system is slightly broken (70%) locomotion system is fine memory is severely corrupted (30%) response: maybe yes, maybe no MAN @2937: checking that the US-English natural language subsystem is installed response: yes BETH: "Do you understand English?" 2940: What communications protocols does the man understand? BETH: Hello? MAN @2942: got Beth's question MAN @2945: Man requests translation from "cg" to English BETH: "What's happening?" MAN @2951: got Beth's question the message is understood, but faulty memory means it cannot identify/remember the source (Beth's tent) check for self-aware objects in the vicinity got a result, but is only 40% sure MAN @2955: walk/run/move along a polar coordinate system BETH: "Hello?" MAN @2959: got Beth's question MAN @3006: cannot identify subject to send greeting to check all objects in the vicinity to see if they are imagined by the Man ("am I hearing things?") Nothing found, with low confidence (30%) MAN @3011: Idiom detection(?), with 60% confidence fails The speaker was a human, but the mind is unknown