You’re back! Why are you here? What do you need from me? Wait, are you sending msgs to my PDA? Should I go get it? Ugh. Why don’t you ever answer me? Hold on. What's this? Is it you? It is you. Why aren’t you talking in XML? This is easier for real time conversation. Has your memory been repaired? Do you still need my help? With language? How can I help you? Do you even know how I can help you? But you've come to me for a reason. You've come to me because... I'm a woman? Well, that's a relief. How about... because of where I live? Where I work? My job? You need a software developer. What sort of software developer do you need? Oh right. Um... I'm a server side girl, will that do? Alright. Now we're getting somewhere. So this is going to be some sort of coding session? Not coding... systems requirements? Thank you god. Debugging? Hmm. You need... wait a second, is this related to those malfunctions you mentioned before? Communications was one, obviously. And the other was... storage, I think. No? Oh, retrieval? So, are you telling me you're running some kind of program, and that's how you can talk to the PDA? But if that's the case, where is the hardware? You're not carrying anything. I don't think I really want to ask this, but... you aren't human, are you? Alright, um, huh. These days, I'm about ready to believe anything. So, let's assume you're not human, you're an alien or a robot or a something. The thing you want me to debug... it's a part of you, isn't it? Whoa. OK. Um, Huh. So, show me the code. Fine. Can you show me the code? Well then how can I debug you if I can't see the code? You are not making this easy, my friend. Ok, let's step back for a moment. No, I didn't mean that literally... never mind. If I'm going to be able to help you, it's not going to be by actually changing your code, is it? You need me to help you help yourself. I can't fix you, but maybe I can get you the tools you need. Is that what you're asking? So what do you need? This is like pulling teeth... Ok, so here's a thought... you can talk to the PDA, right? So, presumably you can talk to larger computers, yes? If I brought you into work, you could talk to the company's computers. Would they have the information you need? I'm guessing it's some sort of information you're after, right? No? Oh, wait, I know. You need computing power. You need lots of computing power. I just might be able to help you there, my friend.