My throat is dry, where did I put my glass? There it is. Much better. I have got to do some dishes tomorrow. I put those off too much. Why do I do that? Does everyone hate doing the dishes so much? Maybe if I had a dishwasher. Well, then I'd just waste water. Is that a chip on the rim? Yup. Right there. Damn now I’ve got to get new glasses too. Maybe if I did dishes more often, it wouldn't sit in the sink where it could get a crack in the rim? Or did it get the crack somewhere else? How else would it have happened? Maybe Laika knocked it over. Laika wouldn't do that. Laika! Laika! Where did that dog go? I wonder if she needs to go out. No. She would have barked. What was that flash outside the window? Oh, just a bird. Look at him sitting there cocking his head from side to side like he's on crack. Left side, right side, left side. What kind of bird is that? It's brown. They're always brown. How do people tell them apart? I see two legs, a brown blob, a head, and a beak. Bird. I have to fix that crack in the door too. Maybe I should make a list on metadex. Cracked glass, bird on crack, cracked door, jimmy crack corn, cracked pepper. mmmm cracked pepper. Ooo tomato. Pepper on a tomato. Am I hungry? Did I eat lunch today? Yes, I think there's a dish from lunch in the sink. Maybe I should do the dishes now. No, I can wait until tomorrow. I'll surely have something else tonight and I might as well do them all at once. What was I doing here? I should email Phil. What's he's up to? Maybe I should just call him. No, I shouldn't call him. Maybe I'll call him tomorrow. I would like to talk to him about this though. He'd probably relate it to some ancient story. Man does he go on and on about that stuff. I should read up on it. Why don't I read as much as I should? I used to read so much. I should start up again. Oh, but where would I find the time? I could cut back on TV. I watch too much TV. What TV wouldn't I watch though? I guess I don't watch that much TV. That's the phone. Whoever it is will call back, I don't want to talk to anyone. Oh, what if it was Phil? I could talk to him. I wish I knew what was up with that. Really, what was that email all about? Stupid really. It made no sense. Where is that email? Have I deleted it yet? Hmm. No, I haven't. Wait, what's this? My throat is dry, where did I put my glass? There it is. Much better. I have got to do some dishes tomorrow. I put those off too much. Why do I do that? Does everyone hate doing the dishes so much? Maybe if I had a dishwasher. Well, then I'd just waste water. Is that a chip on the rim? Yup. Right there. Damn now I’ve got to get new glasses too. Maybe if I did dishes more often, it wouldn't sit in the sink where it could get a crack in the rim? Or did it get the crack somewhere else? I didn't type this. What? Is this me? Yup. Right there. Damn now I’ve got to get new glasses too. Maybe if I did dishes more often, it wouldn't sit in the sink where it could get a crack in the rim? Or did it get the crack somewhere else? I didn't type this. What? Is this me? Yes, yes it is me. Yes, yes it is me. Look, I just thought that. Look, I just thought that. How did that do that? Stop! No don't type stop! Well that wouldn't be type. What would it be? Wait. This can't be right. Ok, think there has to be a way this is happening. Oh! Is he here? Hello? Where are you? Hello? Where are you? Stop typing my thoughts and type yours. He can do that. Surely you can do that. Where is he? Where are you? He's got to be nearby. You have to be nearby. Stop! Just for a minute! Maybe he can tell me where he is. Tell me where you are! Tell me where you are! Fine. Just repeat what I'm saying. Well, thinking. I'll just find you. Maybe I'll read your mind like you can apparently do mine. Wait! He's reading my mind. You are reading my mind! That's new! How are you doing this? Do you understand what you are doing? Can you repeat it? Is this supposed to happen? Maybe this is part of your function! Though I still don't understand why or how you have functions. It makes no sense. You make no sense. An angel of some sort? What could do this? Could an angel do this? Could a god? A god? Would you stop documenting everything I'm saying just for a minute so that I can think? Please. Just stop it. Stop it. Stop! I can't read it! Stop typing it out or sending it. Well whatever it is just stop. Ok, let's think this through. He can read my mind. That is not normal behavior. Not human behavior. Stop reading. This is hard. I don't understand. Just go away. Leave. Well don't go. I don't want you to go. I just don't want you to read my mind. Stop reading it! I said