As transcribed by Unfiction forum member Omnie: October 7, 2003 Dear "Wongmo" I have seen a lot of crap in my day, but I gotta tell ya, you take the cake. You take Scheister to new levels I don't know where you get off thinking that you can manipulate the feelings and emotions of my wife the way you have, but this has to stop, and I mean now! Kristy has gone from being a normal wife with a career and mind of her own to a mindless art-obsessed automaton, spouting Wongo-isms, and telling me that I don't understand, because I'm just not enlightened, having not followed my inner dolphin What a load of crap! I don't know who you really are, as I'm sure Wongmo isn't your real name, But you need to lay off Kristy, and you need to do it now! You may have some power over these women, but you can't pull one over on me. I see right through you and your new age musical bullshit! Nothing pisses me off more than a man who takes advantage of women. What a man you are! So, to-, what would you do if I came down to our little "institute" and paid you a little visit myself? You wanna see my inner dolphin? Listen pal, my inner dolphin is so big it won't return Spielberg's calls! So whaddya say? You gonna lay off my wife and refund her money, or are me and Flipper gonna have to come down and have a little talk?? Look forward to hearing from you soon, -erboy. Sam